In the style of John Scalzi’s The Name of my Next Band, here are some recommended band names in case you’re struggling to come up with something unique.

Unjust Vexation

Premature Goat Burning

Infinite Pants Machine

The Fancy Shams

Mandatory Filler

Socialist Snowplows

Suicide Coconut

Chris’ Biscuit Scale

Sex Dolls Don’t Laugh

Poopie Pantaloons

Immoral Support

Death by Fruit Loop

Carp-Specific Herpes

Knitted Tuxedo

Donut Crucifix

80% Angry

Wish Crap

Hand Jesters

Four Stroke Tomato

Surprise Meatballs

Kettlecorn Avalanche

Nostalgia Economics

Impotent Trinkets of Rebellion

Fool Disclosure

Yesterday’s Pants

Some Phonic Orchestra

Replicant Penguins

Compulsory Yoga

Luxury Mountain Man

Stealth Chicken

Emergency Burrito

Kung Pao Weasel

Clown Surgeon

Sniff My Fridge

Stinky is Innocent

The Loading Modal

Two Dollar Chicken

Medicinal Cherry

Cash or Octopus

Anonymous Sea Turtle

Coldsidilla

Package of Bees

Hipster Avocados

Cow Afterthoughts

Chicken Sangria

Bananaisms

Lasagna Sundial

Intuitive Condiments

Probably Chicken Tenders

The Austesticles

Monotone Lobsters

Soggy Pickles

Mexican Fire Meat

Neglected Zucchini

Centrifugal Chicken

Last Night’s Pork

Gibbous Laird

Gluteal Amnesia

Regrettable Meatloaf

Monocles for Everyone!

Limp Famingo

The Speeding Priuses

Prosperity Buddhism

Neil Degrasse Diamond

Emojipants

Knockoff Weinermobile

Meth-Fueled Attack Squirrel

Poodle Fighting Pit

Information Radiators

Porn Favor

The Aunt Arctic

Hierarchy of MIME Types

Lots of Lutes

The Derp State

Unethical Taxidermy

Delta Variant Airlines

Increased Weasels

5 Churros and a Flan

Slanted Ham

Beef Patty Smoothie

Cobalt Lasagna

Avocado Pseudocam

The Ravioli Moons of Saturn

Chicken Crossbow

Claymation Pornography

The Cookie Conflict Issue

Single Use Sex Dolls

Calamari Joyride

Lowercase Man

Classified Christmas Tree

Vegetative Electron Microscopy

Large Print Smut

Clowning Season

Consensual Salami

Overstock Vibrators

Mormon Furry